[He's already had one of those and he hates it!! So he makes a grumpy face, but he takes it anyway.]

I hope you enjoy this.

[And he'll drink it, while scowling the whole time.]

This one is perhaps my least favourite. I am not above a friendly conversation but the key to successful socializing is not in the number of words you speak, but the strategy of how they are placed. This only makes me look a fool, so I would appreciate moving on. Even the violet one is preferable, to be completely honest.