imeeji | kissing game overflow

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[failedsafe]

Isn't it just, though?

[Her voice is a little rough, but she's speaking again.]

[auguryofinnocence]

[He is just shaking his head, clearly judging.]

Or course you're thriving on this.

[jobchange]

It's a great improvement from the last two. I only wish it was always this easy.

[jobchange]

And of course you are not.

[He has no shame whatsoever. In fact, he's looking much happier than usual!]

[auguryofinnocence]

Yes, terrible how I have self-respect.

[failedsafe]

That would be really nice, I can't lie. Ah well, our adoring audience probably wouldn't like that, so we'll just have to make the most of it.

[jobchange]

There is no shame in physical affection, Vergil. I may have lost plenty of dignity in my time, but none of it was lost to a pleasant tumble.

[scarvedforlife]

Pssst try the blue one.

[auguryofinnocence]

Maybe not, when it's truly affection.

[And not just being a messy ho, Thancred.]

And when it's not put on display for all to see.

[jobchange]

I would prefer to kiss in private.

[But whatever! He makes a dismissive gesture.]

But I will kiss in the open as much as they like, if it replaces the mindless violence.

[auguryofinnocence]

I'd rather kill each other. Besides the possession, it was almost fun.

[jobchange]

By the gods, Vergil. Never have I known such a morbid stick in the mud.

[Just. Shaking his head.]

[auguryofinnocence]

I said almost. Wandering with friends wasn't so bad.

-- And I am not a stick in the mud.

[jobchange]

You are so thoroughly deep in the mud no one could ever hope to tug you out.

[auguryofinnocence]

Don't pretend we haven't had fun together, Thancred. Your enemies may be just that, but they would tell you I'm plenty of fun.

[jobchange]

...Vergil.

[crossing his arms and giving the most disappointed stare]

Are you going to play the game or not?

[auguryofinnocence]

[He huffs.]

I am. I never said I wasn't, you just assumed.

[jobchange]

I did no such thing. I am simply asking you to get on with it.

[wiggles a handful of vials at him]

Pick one, drink it, and kiss me you oaf.

[bad_crowmance]

Yeah, this is one I can definitely get behind.

[jobchange]

I intend to do just that. Far be it from me to pass on a potentially delightful day.

[auguryofinnocence]

I hope you don't talk to your dates that way, it really sucks the romance out of the room.

[He grumbles, but he still takes a vial at random, purple, so when he drinks it shy, annoyed pops up over his head.]

[jobchange]

[Oh no, it's amazing! He was about to drink one, but now he's just laughing.]

Shy! Of course!

[failedsafe]

I am absolutely with you on that, so, did you want to play with me, Thancred?

[jobchange]

Hm?

[He's both interested and suspicious of this suggestion, but hey. He'll have to drink them all eventually! So he will do just that.]

--Oh. That's not a bad taste at all. I am not sure it did anything, though. Or perhaps it did. No, wait-- That is definitely something. What kind of effect is this? I do not understand why--

[aaand he just keeps going. while making a really baffled face.]

[jobchange]

I am not the least bit surprised to hear that.

[he gives a slow, sly smile, and offers a fan of vials.]

I think we could go through all of them, don't you?