imeeji | kissing game overflow

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[deicider]

Oh? Not claiming to be too old for this one?

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I have elected to grasp what remains of my youth.

[No he's just a big ho all the time, despite his protests about Cosmo's portrayal.]

[deicider]

Admirable. Shall we, then?

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If you like, yes.

[holding out his selection of vials!]

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[Cardinal picks a green one for themself and downs it.]

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[Thancred goes for blue!]

Unfortunately this particular effect is extremely annoying, so with your leave I am going to get rid of it as quickly as possible.

[He will continue to talk if he doesn't kiss, so he's going straight for a nice cheek kiss.]

[deicider]

[Cardinal dodges back away from him. ]

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[WOW RUDE]

Hey! Now that is completely uncalled for. What did I do to deserve such teasing? You'll have me stuck rambling on for gods knows how long, and I refuse to say anything of value, so it'll have to be complete nonsense--

[deicider]

[nods enthusiastically, this is great, keep going. Then, they hold up a single finger.]

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[He's not sure what that's supposed to mean, but he can't stop talking in any case, so...]

Oh, honestly! If you'd rather a kiss on the hand that is quite alright. Or any other kiss. Just let this be over with or I am going to have to go elsewhere to solve the problem. I am not here to be mocked, you know. I--

[deicider]

[Waves that off, and offers a hand.]

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Thank you. I have had quite enough of all of this.

[He's taking it! And if they will let him, kissing it. Please let him live.]

[deicider]

[He can kiss it!]

What about grasping what remains of your youth? You seem like you're wound a bit tight.

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[thank the gods]

I can be youthful without enjoying being teased.

[deicider]

Well, sorry. I didn't know were being picky about your youthful experiences.

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Is it picky, really? Or just me defending my admittedly scarce dignity?

[deicider]

[Raises an eyebrow.]

If your dignity is so easily marked, you might need to get something sturdier to replace it.

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Most of the time, not having any is fun... But I do need scraps.

[deicider]

Thancred, I'm beginning to think you're not actually very good at having fun. What do you normally do for fun?

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Hunt monsters, take attractive people to my bed, drink, do whatever interesting things come up once I've had a few drinks...

[He can party, okay! He just wants not to be made fun of!]

I think I'm very fun.

[deicider]

Most of that does sound fine. But you only do interesting things when you drink?

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I always do interesting things, but drinking is a good excuse to try ones I haven't before.